11-5-2008
Lampang Elephant Hospital, Thailand
When the U.S. presidential election was called for Obama I was riding an elephant in Thailand. This was odd, of course. Shannon called immediately to let me know and I passed the information to my fellow travelers. A shout of joy went out. Then Cyril, a witty Lebanese guy who is now a
Bostonite, said we might expect another call in a few minutes letting us know
Obama'd been shot. We all laughed nervously. It was dangerously funny, seeing as how it aimed so clearly at a terrifyingly real fear. Nobody in Thailand seemed to pay much attention at all, so I certainly missed the parties.
Dinner tonight was at a great restaurant in
Chiang Rai. It's called
Cabbages and Condoms and all of the proceeds go to family planning efforts. While the live music was typically too-loud Thai pop, the food was excellent, the
waif-like waitresses were attentive, and the decoration was hilarious. "Our food is guaranteed not to cause pregnancy" is the motto of the restaurant and it's proudly displayed on the menu and on the wall next to the giant Santa Clause, which is made entirely of colored condoms. All of this silliness actually encouraged me to look up the statistics on Thailand's national fertility rate. I was surprised to find that Thailand has had one of the most remarkable decreases in fertility in history. In 1974 the average Thai woman birthed 7 children. Today she has 2, which is the replacement rate. This shouldn't have surprised me so very much because I had been openly wondering days why there were so few children around. The difference between here and northern India was immediately apparent. This may help to explain why just about every car in Thailand was in better condition and worth more money than the average car at home. Large trucks and sedans are popular. The Thai are thriving.
Wat
Rong Khun, near
Chiang RaiThis strange and ever-growing temple complex is the brainchild of a popular local architect with a wildly imaginative vision for what will inspire people to Buddhist belief. As a child, he was the temple boy. Now he has designed and built a collection of ornate temple buildings and
stupa. The main temple is entirely white and looks to a Westerner like someplace Santa Claus and his elves might prepare for their holiday work. It is entirely covered by small glass mirrors, which have had to be replaced three times due to the tropical climate oxidizing the plates to black. Finally a Belgian mirror was found to withstand the heat and torrents. Inside the still-uncompleted structure is the requisite gold Buddha figure.
Adding to the surreal oddness of the place is a wax statue of a monk in meditation that is so life-like in its depiction of the artist's
original benefactor that we were debating whether he was real for half an hour after leaving. I was convinced that he was so deep in his meditation t

hat my gaze couldn't faze him.
On the inside walls a massive mural is underway. It is the strangest element. The one completed scene surrounds the entrance way. It is shockingly secular, even tacky, in its dramatic depiction of the psychic struggles faced by modern Buddhists and, by implication, all of us. Mundane concerns and even the most horrible violence are depicted near the floor. Military aircraft fire at civilians.
Keanu Reeves, dressed in black for his role in the Matrix films, stands ominously to one side in black sunglasses. A large, battleship from Star Wars attacks a wrist watch with a blazing laser beam. A hand gun fires. Above this, a massive nuclear explosion erupts from the surface, destroying all life. Higher up the wall the themes start to depict more enlightened themes: clouds, idyllic scenes of nature, family life. Even higher, centered near the top is a terrifying skull. Just above it a large lotus flower emerges from the skull and from it rises a beatific golden Buddha image, surrounded by adherents and bathed in the light of Truth. Adding to the surreal oddness of the place is a wax statue of a monk in meditation that is so life-like in its depiction of the artist's
original benefactor that we were debating whether he was real for half an hour after leaving. I was convinced that he was so deep in his meditation that my gaze couldn't faze him.